Once upon a time....

......there was a preacher from an old country church. Funds and budget was real low, but the building really needed a fresh coat of paint. So he passed the plate around the following Sunday but only raise enough for "some" paint. So the preacher went and bought the paint and as he went on paintin and needed more, he just thinned and thinned the paint, until all the bulding was painted. A thunderstorm had been brewing, and emediately it started pouring, washing off the paint. Thru the thunder and lighting, he heard a voice say, "Go REPAINT, AND THIN NO MORE!"